Atop a mighty steed, a hero comes
noble knight of Camelot
Battle worn a warrior
in need of alchemy
Through dusty streets, these hooves they tread
as townsfolk gaze in quiet wonder
at this mountain of living steel
his tales of glory known

On a quiet corner sits a lonesome wizard
his wares out on display for all to see
amongst the trinkets and dragon bones
and ancient knowledge in tattered tomes
he has a potion, and ten others
he's a Potion Seller

(Woah woah woah woah woah)
Potion Seller
(Woah woah woah woah woah)
With no respect for knights
(Woah woah woah woah woah)
You're a rascal
with no respect for anything
except potions
yeah

I say potion seller, i'm going into battle
and I need only your strongest potions
to fight the hordes of wretched beasts
and the armies of the damned
foolish knight you have no clue
my potions are too strong for you
you need a seller with weaker potions
now begone, away with you

with a flash of light, the knight falls down
the wizard rises up from the ground
lightning twirls around his ebony staff
the sky grows dark as the wizard laughs
and so the knight, sword in hand
prepares to fight, to take a stand

(Woah woah woah woah woah)
Potion Seller
(Woah woah woah woah woah)
With no respect for knights
(Woah woah woah woah woah)
You're a rascal
with no respect for anything
except your brews

FOR CAMELOT!

Potion seller I did not come to battle you this day
I need only your strongest potions for the foes that I must slay
Foolish knight you wretched cur, I say again perhaps I wasn't heard
My potions are reserved for the strongest
and you my friend, are clearly of the weakest
now feel my might

A clash of steel and magic fought
all around then destruction wrought
The mighty wizard casts down the knight
who crumbles beneath the wizard's might
perhaps the potions that the seller sells
are as strong as the wizard tells

(Woah woah woah woah woah)
Potion Seller
(Woah woah woah woah woah)
With no respect for knights
(Woah woah woah woah woah)
You're a rascal
with no respect for anything
except potions
yeah

Well then, thats it potion seller. I'll go elsewhere.
I'll go elsewhere for my potions

Thats what you'd better do

I'll go ELSEWHERE for my potions and i'll never come back

GOOD! You're not welcome here. My potions are only for the strongest and you clearly are not of the strongest you are clearly the weakest

You've had your say potion seller but i'll have mine! You're a rascal...You're a rascal with no respect for knights!

Why respect knights...when my potions can do ANYTHING that you can...