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RISE! A flash of light cracks the sky above as immortal flesh claws beneath the mud my heart is burning, the time has come the warlock rises, the curse undone ๐‘ฌ๐’•๐’†๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’•๐’š, ๐’‚๐’ ๐’†๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’š ๐’ˆ๐’“๐’‚๐’—๐’†... ๐‘ฐ ๐’„๐’‚๐’”๐’• ๐’š๐’† ๐’๐’–๐’•, ๐’…๐’†๐’Ž๐’๐’ ๐’”๐’๐’‚๐’—๐’† RISE! RISE! The world has changed and so too has the human race RISE! No god in sight they worship now the book of face RISE! The seas are filled with human waste in plastic bags RISE! The know its round though used to think the earth was flat With fire and steel they cast me out as I waged war with God's devout Those wretches sent me to my doom ๐‘จ ๐’•๐’‰๐’๐’–๐’”๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’š๐’†๐’‚๐’“๐’” ๐‘ฐ ๐’”๐’‘๐’†๐’๐’• ๐’†๐’๐’•๐’๐’Ž๐’ƒ๐’†๐’…... As I return my mind is plagued this world is strange the times have changed yet those words ring in my mind meant to bind me for all time ๐‘ฌ๐’๐’…๐’๐’†๐’”๐’” ๐’”๐’๐’–๐’Ž๐’ƒ๐’†๐’“ ๐’•๐’Š๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’†๐’๐’… ๐’๐’‡ ๐’•๐’Š๐’Ž๐’† ๐’๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’“ ๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’‚๐’Š๐’ ๐’”๐’‰๐’‚๐’๐’ ๐’š๐’†... RISE! RISE! The world has changed and so too has the human race RISE! No god in sight they worship now the book of face RISE! The seas are filled with human waste in plastic bags RISE! The know its round though used to think the earth was flat And in my time, an apple was a fruit and thirty was a ripe old age we lost our trial by fire, the ร†fintรฝr now naught but tales But now my path is clear The Warlock will prevail Yeah, Prevail RISE! The world has changed and so too has the human race RISE! No god in sight they worship now the book of face RISE! The seas are filled with human waste in plastic bags RISE! The know its round though used to think the earth was flat RISE! I have a smartphone RISE! I will face the unknown RISE! I will find a new home RISE, RISE! This strange new time I've awakened in Doesn't feel like home, without my kin and so my quest, shall start anew oh yeah RISE!
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In this time, I'm all alone all i've known is so far behind me a thousand years and nothing left to show I'm in need of some company kindred spirits, brotherly love with these powers tonight i'll wake the dead yeah Here lies my friend The Bard, I trusted him through thick and thin Horace the Alchemist Genius mind lies within Mackintosh the Dwarven King Mighty ruler of Lochnagar And Dread Pirate 'Arry the Red Scourge of the seven seas (Yargh!) (Reserrection) Its the (Reserrection) Now the dead will rise, open their eyes so begins another life (Reserrection) Start the (Reserrection) These are fallen heroes, expired legends brought to life and full of my semen (Reserrection, Reserrection) As they take my magic seed inside tonight, tonight our vision comes to life Woah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah A forbidden arcane knowledge The Warlock has to use A quick tug on his magic penis Releasing Warlock juice The ground beneath me trembles as their corpses come to life Rejuvinated, reborn and covered in my slime Welcome back the Elven Bard Take up your groovy bass guitar Horace the Alchemist Play beefy rhythm, play it hard Mackintosh the Dwarven King Pound your drums of war, shake the lands And Dread Pirate 'Arry the Red Sweet melodies with his magic hands! (Reserrection) Its the (Reserrection) Now the dead will rise, open their eyes so begins another life (Reserrection) Start the (Reserrection) These are fallen heroes, expired legends brought to life and full of my semen (Reserrection, Reserrection) As they take my magic seed inside tonight, tonight our vision comes to life ๐…๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ง ๐›๐ซ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ, ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐จ๐ž๐ฌ ๐›๐ซ๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐‘๐ข๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐ฌ๐ก๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ ๐ ๐ซ๐š๐ฏ๐ž๐ฌ ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž ๐ก๐š๐ฌ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž, ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ก๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ˆ ๐ˆ'๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐จ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐ ๐จ๐จ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐›๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ž ๐›๐š๐œ๐ค ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฅ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž ๐‘๐ข๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฎ๐ฉ, ๐‘๐ข๐ฌ๐ž! ๐Ž๐ฉ๐ž๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐ž๐ฒ๐ž๐ฌ! ๐ƒ๐ž๐Ÿ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐’๐ฉ๐š๐œ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž ๐Œ๐ฒ ๐ ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ, ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฅ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ž๐ฐ ๐Ž๐ก ๐˜๐ž๐š๐ก (๐‘๐ž๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐ซ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง) (Reserrection) Its the (Reserrection) Now the dead will rise, open their eyes so begins another life (Reserrection) Start the (Reserrection) These are fallen heroes, expired legends brought to life by my magic fuckin' semen (Reserrection, Reserrection) As they take my magic seed inside tonight WarlocK A.D. will come to life ๐‘จ๐’๐’… ๐’๐’, ๐’๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’‡๐’‚๐’•๐’†๐’‡๐’–๐’ ๐’”๐’•๐’๐’“๐’Ž๐’š ๐’๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’• ๐‘พ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’๐’„๐‘ฒ ๐‘จ.๐‘ซ. ๐‘น๐’๐’”๐’† ๐’‡๐’“๐’๐’Ž ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’Š๐’“ ๐’ˆ๐’“๐’‚๐’—๐’†๐’” ๐’‡๐’–๐’๐’ ๐’๐’‡ ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’Š๐’„๐’‚๐’ ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’ ๐’‹๐’‚๐’Ž, ๐’”๐’•๐’‚๐’๐’…๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’‡๐’๐’“๐’† ๐’‚ ๐’“๐’Š๐’‡๐’• ๐’Š๐’ ๐’”๐’‘๐’‚๐’„๐’† ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’•๐’Š๐’Ž๐’†... ๐‘ฉ๐’–๐’• ๐’๐’Š๐’•๐’•๐’๐’† ๐’…๐’Š๐’… ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’š ๐’Œ๐’๐’๐’˜ ๐’‚๐’” ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’š ๐’˜๐’†๐’“๐’† ๐’”๐’–๐’„๐’Œ๐’†๐’… ๐’๐’‡๐’‡ ๐’Š๐’๐’•๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’–๐’๐’Œ๐’๐’๐’˜๐’, ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’Š๐’“ ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’๐’š ๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’•๐’•๐’๐’†๐’” ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’‚๐’…๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’–๐’“๐’†๐’” ๐’‚๐’„๐’“๐’๐’”๐’” ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’Ž๐’–๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’”๐’† ๐’˜๐’๐’–๐’๐’… ๐’”๐’†๐’• ๐’Š๐’๐’•๐’ ๐’Ž๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’ ๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’” ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’˜๐’๐’–๐’๐’… ๐’„๐’‰๐’‚๐’๐’ˆ๐’† ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’‡๐’‚๐’•๐’† ๐’๐’‡ ๐’‚๐’๐’ ๐’“๐’†๐’‚๐’๐’Š๐’•๐’Š๐’†๐’”... ๐‘ญ๐’๐’“๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’“... Reserrection, Yeah!
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Fus Ro Dah Riding hard across the plains of Skyrim sword in hand (on his way to f*** your) B****ing endlessly upon his heels his housecarl carries his cheese wheels (and thirty-five wooden spoons) ๐‘ฐ ๐‘จ๐‘ด ๐’”๐’˜๐’๐’“๐’ ๐’•๐’ ๐’„๐’‚๐’“๐’“๐’š ๐’š๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’ƒ๐’–๐’“๐’…๐’†๐’๐’”... (Come forth, come forth, ye Dragonborn) Turn your gaze to the sky (Come forth, come forth, ye Dragonborn) Slay the dragon king lost in time Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Atop the mountain, Throat of the World He screams the words, Alduin's Bane ๐‘ฑ๐’๐’“ ๐’๐’‚ ๐‘ญ๐’“๐’๐’๐’ As the Dragonborn prepares to strike By order of the Jarl, stop right there! ๐’€๐’๐’–'๐’—๐’† ๐’„๐’๐’Ž๐’Ž๐’Š๐’•๐’•๐’†๐’… ๐’„๐’“๐’Š๐’Ž๐’†๐’” ๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’‚๐’Š๐’๐’”๐’• ๐‘บ๐’Œ๐’š๐’“๐’Š๐’Ž ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’‰๐’†๐’“ ๐’‘๐’†๐’๐’‘๐’๐’† ๐‘ณ๐’†๐’• ๐’Ž๐’† ๐’”๐’‘๐’†๐’†๐’… ๐’š๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’‘๐’‚๐’”๐’”๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’† To Sovngarde! (Fight on, Fight on, ye Dragonborn) With the power of the Dovah of old (Fight on, Fight on, ye Dragonborn) And then steal all the guardsmen's sweet rolls (No, please, not my sweetrolls) ๐‘ถ๐’‰, ๐‘ซ๐’“๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’๐’๐’ƒ๐’๐’“๐’, ๐’‰๐’†๐’‚๐’“ ๐’Ž๐’š ๐’˜๐’๐’“๐’…๐’” ๐’˜๐’† ๐’๐’†๐’†๐’… ๐’š๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’ˆ๐’๐’๐’“๐’Š๐’๐’–๐’” ๐’‘๐’๐’˜๐’†๐’“๐’” ๐’š๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’“๐’Š๐’‘๐’‘๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’‚๐’ƒ๐’” ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’”๐’•๐’“๐’๐’๐’ˆ, ๐’†๐’๐’†๐’ˆ๐’‚๐’๐’• ๐’‹๐’‚๐’˜๐’๐’Š๐’๐’† ๐’”๐’๐’Ž๐’†๐’๐’๐’† ๐’Š๐’ ๐’‚ ๐’•๐’๐’˜๐’ ๐’”๐’๐’Ž๐’†๐’˜๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’† ๐’Š๐’ ๐‘บ๐’Œ๐’š๐’“๐’Š๐’Ž ๐’๐’†๐’†๐’…๐’” ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’•๐’ ๐’ˆ๐’ ๐’•๐’ ๐’”๐’๐’Ž๐’† ๐’“๐’–๐’Š๐’๐’”, ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’ ๐’”๐’๐’Ž๐’† ๐’”๐’Œ๐’†๐’๐’†๐’•๐’๐’๐’” ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’“๐’†๐’•๐’“๐’Š๐’†๐’—๐’† ๐’‚๐’ ๐’Š๐’•๐’†๐’Ž... ๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’” ๐’‘๐’†๐’“๐’Š๐’๐’๐’–๐’” ๐’’๐’–๐’†๐’”๐’•, ๐’˜๐’‰๐’Š๐’„๐’‰ ๐’Š๐’” ๐’๐’๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’๐’Š๐’Œ๐’† ๐’‚๐’๐’š ๐’๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’“ ๐’’๐’–๐’†๐’”๐’• ๐‘ฌ๐‘ฝ๐‘ฌ๐‘น ๐’˜๐’Š๐’๐’ ๐’”๐’–๐’“๐’†๐’๐’š ๐’„๐’‰๐’‚๐’๐’ˆ๐’† ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’‡๐’‚๐’„๐’† ๐’๐’‡ ๐‘ป๐’‚๐’Ž๐’“๐’Š๐’†๐’ ๐’‡๐’๐’“ ๐’๐’Š๐’Œ๐’† ๐’‚๐’• ๐’๐’†๐’‚๐’”๐’• ๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’† ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’–๐’•๐’†๐’”? ๐‘ฐ ๐’…๐’–๐’๐’๐’... Legend tells, of the Dragonborn how he sucks the souls straight from the dragon bone his strength is known from The Reach up to Winterhold tales of his dragon horn, wet the lips of all Greybeards, Imperials and Battle Borns alike... (Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin) Have you seen his big peen (Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin) It'll tickle your spleen (Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin) With the power of the Thuum (Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin) Big shout make go boom (Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin) His quest can get hard (Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin) Unlike The Bard (Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin) His voice cracks the sky (Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin) Dovahkiin! ๐‘จ๐’” ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’•๐’•๐’๐’† ๐’“๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’†๐’… ๐’๐’ ๐’Š๐’ ๐‘บ๐’๐’—๐’๐’ˆ๐’‚๐’“๐’…๐’†, ๐‘จ๐’๐’…๐’–๐’Š๐’ ๐’”๐’˜๐’๐’๐’‘๐’†๐’… ๐’…๐’๐’˜๐’ ๐’•๐’ ๐’…๐’†๐’”๐’•๐’“๐’๐’š ๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’ ๐‘ฉ๐’–๐’• ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ซ๐’“๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’๐’๐’ƒ๐’๐’“๐’ ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’…๐’†๐’… ๐’‚ ๐’‡๐’‚๐’•๐’‚๐’ ๐‘บ๐‘ป๐‘น๐‘ฐ๐‘ฒ๐‘ฌ! (Came forth, Came forth, ye Dragonborn) Turned your blade to the sky (All hail, All hail, ye Dragonborn) Slew the dragon king lost in time (Cum on me, cum on me, with your dragon horn) Dragon Horn (Ride on, Ride on, ye Dragonborn) As the tale of your victory shall go down in history Go down in history You'll go down in history! ๐‘ด๐’Ž๐’Ž, ๐’•๐’‚๐’Œ๐’† ๐’‚ ๐’๐’๐’๐’Œ ๐’‚๐’• ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’…๐’“๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’๐’ ๐’‰๐’๐’“๐’...
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Atop a mighty steed, a hero comes noble knight of Camelot Battle worn a warrior in need of alchemy Through dusty streets, these hooves they tread as townsfolk gaze in quiet wonder at this mountain of living steel his tales of glory known On a quiet corner sits a lonesome wizard his wares out on display for all to see amongst the trinkets and dragon bones and ancient knowledge in tattered tomes he has a potion, and ten others he's a Potion Seller (Woah woah woah woah woah) Potion Seller (Woah woah woah woah woah) With no respect for knights (Woah woah woah woah woah) You're a rascal with no respect for anything except potions yeah I say potion seller, i'm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions to fight the hordes of wretched beasts and the armies of the damned foolish knight you have no clue my potions are too strong for you you need a seller with weaker potions now begone, away with you with a flash of light, the knight falls down the wizard rises up from the ground lightning twirls around his ebony staff the sky grows dark as the wizard laughs and so the knight, sword in hand prepares to fight, to take a stand (Woah woah woah woah woah) Potion Seller (Woah woah woah woah woah) With no respect for knights (Woah woah woah woah woah) You're a rascal with no respect for anything except your brews FOR CAMELOT! Potion seller I did not come to battle you this day I need only your strongest potions for the foes that I must slay Foolish knight you wretched cur, I say again perhaps I wasn't heard My potions are reserved for the strongest and you my friend, are clearly of the weakest Now feel my might A clash of steel and magic fought all around then destruction wrought The mighty wizard casts down the knight who crumbles beneath the wizard's might perhaps the potions that the seller sells are as strong as the wizard tells (Woah woah woah woah woah) Potion Seller (Woah woah woah woah woah) With no respect for knights (Woah woah woah woah woah) You're a rascal with no respect for anything except potions yeah ๐‘พ๐’†๐’๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’, ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’•๐’” ๐’Š๐’• ๐’‘๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’ ๐’”๐’†๐’๐’๐’†๐’“. ๐‘ฐ'๐’๐’ ๐’ˆ๐’ ๐’†๐’๐’”๐’†๐’˜๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’†. ๐‘ฐ'๐’๐’ ๐’ˆ๐’ ๐’†๐’๐’”๐’†๐’˜๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’† ๐’‡๐’๐’“ ๐’Ž๐’š ๐’‘๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’๐’” ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’‚๐’•๐’” ๐’˜๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’š๐’๐’–'๐’… ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’•๐’•๐’†๐’“ ๐’…๐’ ๐‘ฐ'๐’๐’ ๐’ˆ๐’ ๐‘ฌ๐‘ณ๐‘บ๐‘ฌ๐‘พ๐‘ฏ๐‘ฌ๐‘น๐‘ฌ ๐’‡๐’๐’“ ๐’Ž๐’š ๐’‘๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’๐’” ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’Š'๐’๐’ ๐’๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’“ ๐’„๐’๐’Ž๐’† ๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’„๐’Œ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ถ๐‘ถ๐‘ซ! ๐’€๐’๐’–'๐’“๐’† ๐’๐’๐’• ๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’„๐’๐’Ž๐’† ๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’†. ๐‘ด๐’š ๐’‘๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’๐’” ๐’‚๐’“๐’† ๐’๐’๐’๐’š ๐’‡๐’๐’“ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’”๐’•๐’“๐’๐’๐’ˆ๐’†๐’”๐’• ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’„๐’๐’†๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’š ๐’‚๐’“๐’† ๐’๐’๐’• ๐’๐’‡ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’”๐’•๐’“๐’๐’๐’ˆ๐’†๐’”๐’• ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’‚๐’“๐’† ๐’„๐’๐’†๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’š ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’˜๐’†๐’‚๐’Œ๐’†๐’”๐’• ๐’€๐’๐’–'๐’—๐’† ๐’‰๐’‚๐’… ๐’š๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’”๐’‚๐’š ๐’‘๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’ ๐’”๐’†๐’๐’๐’†๐’“ ๐’ƒ๐’–๐’• ๐’Š'๐’๐’ ๐’‰๐’‚๐’—๐’† ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†! ๐’€๐’๐’–'๐’“๐’† ๐’‚ ๐’“๐’‚๐’”๐’„๐’‚๐’...๐’€๐’๐’–'๐’“๐’† ๐’‚ ๐’“๐’‚๐’”๐’„๐’‚๐’ ๐’˜๐’Š๐’•๐’‰ ๐’๐’ ๐’“๐’†๐’”๐’‘๐’†๐’„๐’• ๐’‡๐’๐’“ ๐’Œ๐’๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’”! ๐‘พ๐’‰๐’š ๐’“๐’†๐’”๐’‘๐’†๐’„๐’• ๐’Œ๐’๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’”...๐’˜๐’‰๐’†๐’ ๐’Ž๐’š ๐’‘๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’๐’” ๐’„๐’‚๐’ ๐’…๐’ ๐‘จ๐‘ต๐’€๐‘ป๐‘ฏ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ฎ ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’„๐’‚๐’...
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๐‘ฐ๐’ ๐’‚ ๐’‡๐’‚๐’“ ๐’๐’‡๐’‡ ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐‘ณ๐’๐’๐’ˆ, ๐’๐’๐’๐’ˆ ๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’... ๐‘ณ๐’Š๐’—๐’†๐’… ๐’‚ ๐’”๐’๐’‚๐’š๐’†๐’“ ๐’๐’‡ ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’‚๐’”๐’•๐’” ๐‘บ๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’๐’†๐’ˆ๐’†๐’๐’…๐’” ๐’‡๐’๐’“๐’†๐’•๐’๐’๐’…... A man is known across the lands Cos he's the butcher of Blaviken His blade sings as it cuts you down And the sorceress always loves it When he comes to town Her body long has yearned for his tender caress So long is the path without a woman to undress And then he lost his memories and fucked her best friends Such is the life of The Witcher...Named... (Geralt of Labia) White Wolf, Gwynbleidd scourge of the damned Livin' his life with a silver sword in his had (Geralt of Labia) Passiflora, Crippled Kates, The Belles of Beauclaire Sweet Nettie hates it when you get it in her hair (Geralt of Labia) Forget about the plot the fully rendered nipples are the best part Yeah Time is short, The Wild Hunt comes To tear Cirilla from his loving arms FUCK THAT! Theres always time, for Novigrad hookers And a barrell of wine The end of the world is really coming OH SHIT I'll get around to it once i've looked at these tits My girlfriend has just left me cos she caught me tugging dick to a picture i've got of The Witcher...Named... (Geralt of Labia) White Wolf, Gwynbleidd scourge of the damned Livin' his life with a silver sword in his had (Geralt of Labia) Passiflora, Crippled Kates, The Belles of Beauclaire Sweet Nettie hates it when you get it in her hair (Geralt of Labia) Geralt of Labia ๐‘ฝ๐’†๐’“๐’Š๐’๐’š ๐‘ฐ ๐’”๐’‚๐’š ๐’–๐’๐’•๐’ ๐’š๐’๐’–, ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’†๐’“๐’‚ ๐’๐’‡ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’”๐’˜๐’๐’“๐’… ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’‚๐’™๐’† ๐’Š๐’” ๐’๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰, ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’†๐’“๐’‚ ๐’๐’‡ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’˜๐’๐’๐’‡'๐’” ๐’ƒ๐’๐’Š๐’›๐’›๐’‚๐’“๐’…. ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ป๐’Š๐’Ž๐’† ๐’๐’‡ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐‘พ๐’‰๐’Š๐’•๐’† ๐‘ช๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’ ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐‘พ๐’‰๐’Š๐’•๐’† ๐‘ณ๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’• ๐’Š๐’” ๐’๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰. ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ป๐’Š๐’Ž๐’† ๐’๐’‡ ๐‘ด๐’‚๐’…๐’๐’†๐’”๐’” ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ป๐’Š๐’Ž๐’† ๐’๐’‡ ๐‘ช๐’๐’๐’•๐’†๐’Ž๐’‘๐’•... (Geralt of Labia) White Wolf, Gwynbleidd scourge of the damned Livin' his life with a silver sword in his had (Geralt of Labia) Passiflora, Crippled Kates, The Belles of Beauclaire Sweet Nettie hates it when you jism in her hair (Geralt of Labia) Geralt of Labia

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WarlocK A.D. is satirical Heavy/Symphonic Power Metal hailing from the Kingdom of Mercia.

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