[Intro]
Fus Ro Dah

[Verse]
Riding hard across the plains
of Skyrim sword in hand
(on his way to f*** your)
B****ing endlessly upon his heels
his housecarl carries his cheese wheels
(and thirty-five wooden spoons)

[Pre-Chorus]
I am sworn to carry your burdens...

[Chorus]
(Come forth, come forth, ye Dragonborn)
Turn your gaze to the sky
(Come forth, come forth, ye Dragonborn)
Slay the dragon king lost in time

[Bridge]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[Verse]
Atop the mountain, Throat of the World
He screams the words, Alduin's Bane
Jor Za Frool
As the Dragonborn prepares to strike
By order of the Jarl, stop right there!
You've committed crimes against Skyrim and her people
Let me speed your passage
To Sovngarde!

[Chorus]
(Fight on, Fight on, ye Dragonborn)
With the power of the Dovah of old
(Fight on, Fight on, ye Dragonborn)
And then steal all the guardsmen's sweet rolls
(No, please, not my sweetrolls)

[Breakdown]
Oh, Dragonborn, hear my words
we need your glorious powers
your rippling abs and strong, elegant jawline
someone in a town somewhere in Skyrim
needs you to go to some ruins, kill some skeletons
and retrieve an item...
this perilous quest, which is nothing like any other quest
EVER
will surely change the face of Tamriel for like
at least
five minutes?
I dunno

Legend tells, of the Dragonborn
how he sucks the souls
straight from the dragon bone
his strength is known
from The Reach up to Winterhold
tales of his dragon horn, wet the lips of all
Greybeards, Imperials and Battle-Borns alike...

(Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin)
Have you seen his big peen
(Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin)
It'll tickle your spleen
(Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin)
With the power of the Thuum
(Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin)
Big shout make go boom
(Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin)
His quest can get hard
(Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin)
Unlike The Bard
(Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin)
His voice cracks the sky
(Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin)
Dovahkiin!

As the battle raged on in Sovngarde, Alduin swooped down to destroy our hero
But then the Dragonborn landed a fatal strike...

[Chorus]
(Came forth, Came forth, ye Dragonborn)
Turned your blade to the sky
(All hail, All hail, ye Dragonborn)
Slew the dragon king lost in time
(Cum on me, cum on me, with your dragon horn)
Wait, no, thats supposed to be something cool about dragons and swords and shit, erm
(Ride on, Ride on, ye Dragonborn)
As the tale of your victory shall go down in history
Go down in history
You'll go down in history!

[Outro]
Mmm, take a look at that dragon horn...