about
The Elder ScrollsΒ© Is the property of Bethesda Softworks. All names, locations, references are used for the purpose of satirical commentary. WarlocK A.D. Claims no ownership of any aspect of The Elder ScrollsΒ© franchise.
Original Release Artwork by Thomas Kempkes
lyrics
Fus Ro Dah
Riding hard across the plains
of Skyrim sword in hand
(on his way to f*** your)
B****ing endlessly upon his heels
his housecarl carries his cheese wheels
(and thirty-five wooden spoons)
π° π¨π΄ πππππ ππ πππππ ππππ ππππ
πππ...
(Come forth, come forth, ye Dragonborn)
Turn your gaze to the sky
(Come forth, come forth, ye Dragonborn)
Slay the dragon king lost in time
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Atop the mountain, Throat of the World
He screams the words, Alduin's Bane
π±ππ ππ πππππ
As the Dragonborn prepares to strike
By order of the Jarl, stop right there!
πππ'ππ πππππππππ
ππππππ πππππππ πΊπππππ πππ
πππ ππππππ
π³ππ ππ πππππ
ππππ πππππππ
To Sovngarde!
(Fight on, Fight on, ye Dragonborn)
With the power of the Dovah of old
(Fight on, Fight on, ye Dragonborn)
And then steal all the guardsmen's sweet rolls
(No, please, not my sweetrolls)
πΆπ, π«πππππππππ, ππππ ππ ππππ
π
ππ ππππ
ππππ ππππππππ ππππππ
ππππ ππππππππ πππ πππ
ππππππ, πππππππ πππππππ
πππππππ ππ π ππππ πππππππππ ππ πΊπππππ
ππππ
π πππ ππ ππ ππ ππππ πππππ, ππππ ππππ πππππππππ
πππ
ππππππππ ππ ππππ...
ππππ ππππππππ πππππ, πππππ ππ πππππππ ππππ πππ πππππ πππππ
π¬π½π¬πΉ
ππππ ππππππ ππππππ πππ ππππ ππ π»ππππππ πππ ππππ
ππ πππππ
ππππ πππππππ?
π° π
ππππ...
Legend tells, of the Dragonborn
how he sucks the souls
straight from the dragon bone
his strength is known
from The Reach up to Winterhold
tales of his dragon horn, wet the lips of all
Greybeards, Imperials and Battle Borns alike...
(Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin)
Have you seen his big peen
(Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin)
It'll tickle your spleen
(Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin)
With the power of the Thuum
(Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin)
Big shout make go boom
(Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin)
His quest can get hard
(Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin)
Unlike The Bard
(Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin)
His voice cracks the sky
(Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin)
Dovahkiin!
π¨π πππ ππππππ πππππ
ππ ππ πΊπππππππ
π, π¨ππ
πππ πππππππ
π
πππ ππ π
ππππππ πππ ππππ
π©ππ ππππ πππ π«πππππππππ ππππ
ππ
π πππππ πΊπ»πΉπ°π²π¬!
(Came forth, Came forth, ye Dragonborn)
Turned your blade to the sky
(All hail, All hail, ye Dragonborn)
Slew the dragon king lost in time
(Cum on me, cum on me, with your dragon horn)
Dragon Horn
(Ride on, Ride on, ye Dragonborn)
As the tale of your victory shall go down in history
Go down in history
You'll go down in history!
π΄ππ, ππππ π ππππ ππ ππππ π
πππππ ππππ...
credits
license
all rights reserved